a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
remember when narcissa malfoy saved the entire wizarding world by being like “fuck this noise i’m getting my dumbass dude and my dumbass kid the hell out”
it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week
MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY
"so why do you want the job?"
just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women.
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.